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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Drama / Human Interest
- Subject: Character Based
- Published: 09/02/2011
The Old Man Said
Born 1949, M, from NLR /Arkansas, United States"Don't ask me how old I am! the old man said. "Just ask me if I love young women. Yes, I do, and young women-they love me, too" the old man said. "Don't try to guess my age, don't try to figure it out! It don't matter! It don't matter how old I am," The old man said. "Can't we have a conversation, without these questions?" the old man said. "Don't ask my age again, and I won't ask yours, OK!" the old man said. "It aint how old you are; its how young you feel, and I feel like a spring chicken" the old man said. The old man was comfortable in his recliner chair. He said that he used to drink and that he used to smoke. Now he knows better! He said he gave up those habits many years ago. He said that he still drinks coffee; but without cream or sugar. He said that he don't drive anymore; but while he riding the city bus; he still gives his utmost attention to any beautiful young lady that might be riding the bus that he's riding. "I just love riding the bus!" the old man said.
The Old Man Said(Dorsey Baker) "Don't ask me how old I am! the old man said. "Just ask me if I love young women. Yes, I do, and young women-they love me, too" the old man said. "Don't try to guess my age, don't try to figure it out! It don't matter! It don't matter how old I am," The old man said. "Can't we have a conversation, without these questions?" the old man said. "Don't ask my age again, and I won't ask yours, OK!" the old man said. "It aint how old you are; its how young you feel, and I feel like a spring chicken" the old man said. The old man was comfortable in his recliner chair. He said that he used to drink and that he used to smoke. Now he knows better! He said he gave up those habits many years ago. He said that he still drinks coffee; but without cream or sugar. He said that he don't drive anymore; but while he riding the city bus; he still gives his utmost attention to any beautiful young lady that might be riding the bus that he's riding. "I just love riding the bus!" the old man said.
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