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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Drama / Human Interest
- Subject: Poems & Songs
- Published: 02/06/2023
Doggy Poo
Born 1950, F, from Conroe, TX, United StatesI met a little dog
on the bottom of my shoe,
hello little doggy
how do you do - your doo?
I'm sure you can explain
this color, by your diet,
was it also on the can
when your owner went to buy it?
Why is your waste so squishy
when I track my home inside?
what was in your dishy
and was it well, before it died?
All these little calling cards
scattered all around,
has no one ever told you
not to leave it on the ground?
If only your poor owner
had the brain power of a flea,
they wouldn't let you leave these messes
lying around for me.....
Doggy Poo(Lark L Pogue)
I met a little dog
on the bottom of my shoe,
hello little doggy
how do you do - your doo?
I'm sure you can explain
this color, by your diet,
was it also on the can
when your owner went to buy it?
Why is your waste so squishy
when I track my home inside?
what was in your dishy
and was it well, before it died?
All these little calling cards
scattered all around,
has no one ever told you
not to leave it on the ground?
If only your poor owner
had the brain power of a flea,
they wouldn't let you leave these messes
lying around for me.....
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Marla
02/06/2023Ugh...I hate it when people don't bother cleaning up after their dog!
This was especially annoying when I took my little kids to the park.
Thank you for sharing this poem!
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Shelly Garrod
02/06/2023Oh my gosh. I loved your poem Lark. I have three dogs and yup, I watch where I walk. Even with the pooper-scooper I always miss a few piles and find them later at the bottom of my shoe.
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Lark L Pogue
02/06/2023That is hilarious and brings back memories of my 3 babies. All gone now, but I remember some wild times trying to take them all out in public! Thanks for reading this.
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Radrook
02/06/2023Jolly good show! Thanks for sharing. That's one reason I think twice before walking on the grass.
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Radrook
02/07/2023Very true. Many people are extremely intolerant of any criticism of their dogs yet are extremely severe towards other humans. Seems as if they would prefer that most creatures would be dogs-including themselves and us.
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Lark L Pogue
02/06/2023Thanks for reading it! I didn't think anyone would. Be careful where you walk.
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