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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Teens
- Theme: Survival / Success
- Subject: Action
- Published: 11/27/2022
Escaping Tommy
Born 2013, M, from Wonderland, United StatesOh, please.My neighbor,Tommy was bawling like crazy again,and I was 100% sure it was because…he could.But first,you’re thinking,”WHO is this Tommy guy?”Well,Okay,I’ll give you the highlights.He was born in 2017,which means he is 5 years old and is into tech.Okay,maybe not tech.He absolutely loves to play video games ,especially violent and killy ones,plays so much he thinks he’s that Tommy gun or whatever,says he will get killed in the worst way possible,like boiled in lava,for video games to not perish.He also claims video games are the future of the AI. Now,that’s probably enough. I’ll tell you more facts into the story.So anyways,Tommy was shedding tears so much he could literally cry out more water than all the water in the freaking universe.I was having a very important zoom meeting and when I heard Tommy…Here,I’m tired of saying Tommy.I no like saying DA M SOUND.Sorry.Tomy caught me in his 5-year old talk virus because I talked so much about him.But anyways,you could by most chances understand it.Let’s just call him Tony.So,when I heard Tony,I was seriously about to call zoom,give them anything,like assassinating Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates and robbing their money to bless my computer with an anti-background noise. .But still,I knew Tony’s sour power could break the sound barrier faster than the winds on neptune and you could still hear him like a lion was right next to you roaring one centimeter from your ear even at a place like at the farthest reach of the galaxy,so no,that idea wasn’t going to let it’s wings fly.I simply just resisted the noise even though it was about to make me deaf forever.And I mean forever.That means even with the year 6000’s or whatever technology,still can’t undeafen me.After the meeting,which was about an interview if I should learn play a finger skateboard and do minecraft commands,like spawning herobrine.And now,everyone hit the griddy ASAP and place the show in changing-color mode!,I was blessed by the great God himself.I could learn!I was so excited because it was my dream since the Planck time the sperm that created me meet the egg.A fun fact:A planck time is the time that light needs to travel one planck length,the shortest measure of length.That means the you would need to raise 10 to the power of 186 for the number of planck length size cubes to fit the entire wowwee universe.Even though the science facts were great,but I still had to put up with Tony’s pointless sobbing.I could still hear him all the time during the week,and I mean he was crying the entire week non-stop.Finally,on Wednesday after Tony’s crying week,I heard a sniffle.BUT OH MY GOD,at supper,more like an ear medicine meal, he came back and got caught whatever kind of that ever-lasting weeping disease again.The next day I was thinking about if I should move away halfway around the world,like moving to Australia or something.But no,that would be super expensive.Plus,I bet I would see millions of frogs in the toilet.I said that because I saw on Tik Tok.Also,the toilets would probably flush backwards because it’s in the southern hemisphere.Anyways,on the way to the bus stop the Thursday after the water week of Tony,I came across Tony’s Father,Jacob Eugenely Bobirinason.And frankly,He was looking super duper duper disappointed with himself,and I asked him if he could make Tony stop crying as I perched myself on the bus stop bench next to him.But he replied,”No,sorry I can't.Tommy has rare condition that makes him extremely emotional,”as he rubbed his hand on his wrinkled forehead.”And the day you first heard him bawl,that was because I needed to make an installment on his PC,and thank goodness he agreed.I wondered about giving him a fat reward,but my bad side took over and started playing on his computer next to his rainbow PC I got for his birthday.I started playing his favorite video game,CALL OF DUTY.As I was busy using my deadly minigun,slaughtering newbies faster than you can see,and when Tommy looked into his room and asked, “Daddy, are you done yet?”Then he walked into his room.And what he saw was every child’s nightmare.I got really mad at him because he was only 5,on the day you heard him crying again””Oh,”I said.”I think I have to go now.My bus is coming.Wish you have a good time with Tommy.Bye,Mr.B,”As the rich,golden shining bus emerged into view on the uphill,ash road and thrusted its ruby scarlet stop sign.I trudged to the window and trampled the dusty black steps of the school bus.It was then the next 15 minutes on the way to my school,Billy Smithereens the 3rd Elementary.On the way,me and my friend,Bubbity Pottycakes were actively brainstorming about our the FBI shouldn’t even know-Top Top Top Super duper TOP master secret plan.Also we hid the special-we should protect it with our lives paper to …escape school!You heard me.Escape School. Because first of all,the school,wait, no,I mean elementary has the worst ever name in history,which means stretching back to the big bang history kind of stuff.Seriously? What kind of name is BILLY SMITHEREENS THE 3RD??? It should be banned from the history of names!It doesn’t even deserve to be invented!Second of all,Tommy goes to that school.Could I literally ask for something good?!I think I talked too much about this.Let’s get into the details of this FBI shouldn’t even know-Top Top Top Super duper TOP master secret plan.First of all,DO not tell anyone else.If you say even one word about this,we’ll make sure you’ll get destroyed in the worst way possible or whatever.Okay,our plan isn’t actually to escape school.It’s to get out of school so we don’t have to deal with you-know-what.Andddd…….Action!Phrase one:punch everyone you can and scream!Phase two:Get expelled Phase 3:Hide from parent punishment power.Fourth and final Phase:Victory.I know,It’s evil,but Tony is literally so annoying I will do it.Opp, we are here at our very much disliked school,which means a tough day ahead of us.I sprinted down the bus steps so fast I hit the window head-first.But,do not wait,because nothing can abolish this top secret mission.I splat on the blacktop as the bus stop finally opened the window-door.I quickly got to my feet and raced to my friend.”It’s go-time,”I said.We started power punching everyone like the whole school was in a last-man standing deathmatch.Before we could even punch 10 people,a shadow overcome me.I turned my head and got literally arrested by a teacher.I used the word,arrested because I was just thinking that the school was a police station,the teachers were the officers and the principal was the chief.So, I was taken to the principle,Joober Boogerpantiez,which was an also very dumb name.Of course,we were expelled,but thank goodness,it didn’t got raised to the permanent record.We were sent home on foot,which was an blessing.We walked home and when we got there,we hid in the basement,which is basically a garage.It was packed with all the old junk.We stayed there for awhile,but not to long because I heard a lot of stories of parents committing suicide because of losing their children.We listened to my parents voices until we heard the positive.Then we went to the yard,ninja style.Now it was the last phase.We knocked our parent’s doors and they instantly wrapped us in hugs and cried,”We miss you!”Things were going well once again,our parents enrolled us into the same school,and thats the story of escaping Tommy.
Escaping Tommy(Aaro) Oh, please.My neighbor,Tommy was bawling like crazy again,and I was 100% sure it was because…he could.But first,you’re thinking,”WHO is this Tommy guy?”Well,Okay,I’ll give you the highlights.He was born in 2017,which means he is 5 years old and is into tech.Okay,maybe not tech.He absolutely loves to play video games ,especially violent and killy ones,plays so much he thinks he’s that Tommy gun or whatever,says he will get killed in the worst way possible,like boiled in lava,for video games to not perish.He also claims video games are the future of the AI. Now,that’s probably enough. I’ll tell you more facts into the story.So anyways,Tommy was shedding tears so much he could literally cry out more water than all the water in the freaking universe.I was having a very important zoom meeting and when I heard Tommy…Here,I’m tired of saying Tommy.I no like saying DA M SOUND.Sorry.Tomy caught me in his 5-year old talk virus because I talked so much about him.But anyways,you could by most chances understand it.Let’s just call him Tony.So,when I heard Tony,I was seriously about to call zoom,give them anything,like assassinating Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates and robbing their money to bless my computer with an anti-background noise. .But still,I knew Tony’s sour power could break the sound barrier faster than the winds on neptune and you could still hear him like a lion was right next to you roaring one centimeter from your ear even at a place like at the farthest reach of the galaxy,so no,that idea wasn’t going to let it’s wings fly.I simply just resisted the noise even though it was about to make me deaf forever.And I mean forever.That means even with the year 6000’s or whatever technology,still can’t undeafen me.After the meeting,which was about an interview if I should learn play a finger skateboard and do minecraft commands,like spawning herobrine.And now,everyone hit the griddy ASAP and place the show in changing-color mode!,I was blessed by the great God himself.I could learn!I was so excited because it was my dream since the Planck time the sperm that created me meet the egg.A fun fact:A planck time is the time that light needs to travel one planck length,the shortest measure of length.That means the you would need to raise 10 to the power of 186 for the number of planck length size cubes to fit the entire wowwee universe.Even though the science facts were great,but I still had to put up with Tony’s pointless sobbing.I could still hear him all the time during the week,and I mean he was crying the entire week non-stop.Finally,on Wednesday after Tony’s crying week,I heard a sniffle.BUT OH MY GOD,at supper,more like an ear medicine meal, he came back and got caught whatever kind of that ever-lasting weeping disease again.The next day I was thinking about if I should move away halfway around the world,like moving to Australia or something.But no,that would be super expensive.Plus,I bet I would see millions of frogs in the toilet.I said that because I saw on Tik Tok.Also,the toilets would probably flush backwards because it’s in the southern hemisphere.Anyways,on the way to the bus stop the Thursday after the water week of Tony,I came across Tony’s Father,Jacob Eugenely Bobirinason.And frankly,He was looking super duper duper disappointed with himself,and I asked him if he could make Tony stop crying as I perched myself on the bus stop bench next to him.But he replied,”No,sorry I can't.Tommy has rare condition that makes him extremely emotional,”as he rubbed his hand on his wrinkled forehead.”And the day you first heard him bawl,that was because I needed to make an installment on his PC,and thank goodness he agreed.I wondered about giving him a fat reward,but my bad side took over and started playing on his computer next to his rainbow PC I got for his birthday.I started playing his favorite video game,CALL OF DUTY.As I was busy using my deadly minigun,slaughtering newbies faster than you can see,and when Tommy looked into his room and asked, “Daddy, are you done yet?”Then he walked into his room.And what he saw was every child’s nightmare.I got really mad at him because he was only 5,on the day you heard him crying again””Oh,”I said.”I think I have to go now.My bus is coming.Wish you have a good time with Tommy.Bye,Mr.B,”As the rich,golden shining bus emerged into view on the uphill,ash road and thrusted its ruby scarlet stop sign.I trudged to the window and trampled the dusty black steps of the school bus.It was then the next 15 minutes on the way to my school,Billy Smithereens the 3rd Elementary.On the way,me and my friend,Bubbity Pottycakes were actively brainstorming about our the FBI shouldn’t even know-Top Top Top Super duper TOP master secret plan.Also we hid the special-we should protect it with our lives paper to …escape school!You heard me.Escape School. Because first of all,the school,wait, no,I mean elementary has the worst ever name in history,which means stretching back to the big bang history kind of stuff.Seriously? What kind of name is BILLY SMITHEREENS THE 3RD??? It should be banned from the history of names!It doesn’t even deserve to be invented!Second of all,Tommy goes to that school.Could I literally ask for something good?!I think I talked too much about this.Let’s get into the details of this FBI shouldn’t even know-Top Top Top Super duper TOP master secret plan.First of all,DO not tell anyone else.If you say even one word about this,we’ll make sure you’ll get destroyed in the worst way possible or whatever.Okay,our plan isn’t actually to escape school.It’s to get out of school so we don’t have to deal with you-know-what.Andddd…….Action!Phrase one:punch everyone you can and scream!Phase two:Get expelled Phase 3:Hide from parent punishment power.Fourth and final Phase:Victory.I know,It’s evil,but Tony is literally so annoying I will do it.Opp, we are here at our very much disliked school,which means a tough day ahead of us.I sprinted down the bus steps so fast I hit the window head-first.But,do not wait,because nothing can abolish this top secret mission.I splat on the blacktop as the bus stop finally opened the window-door.I quickly got to my feet and raced to my friend.”It’s go-time,”I said.We started power punching everyone like the whole school was in a last-man standing deathmatch.Before we could even punch 10 people,a shadow overcome me.I turned my head and got literally arrested by a teacher.I used the word,arrested because I was just thinking that the school was a police station,the teachers were the officers and the principal was the chief.So, I was taken to the principle,Joober Boogerpantiez,which was an also very dumb name.Of course,we were expelled,but thank goodness,it didn’t got raised to the permanent record.We were sent home on foot,which was an blessing.We walked home and when we got there,we hid in the basement,which is basically a garage.It was packed with all the old junk.We stayed there for awhile,but not to long because I heard a lot of stories of parents committing suicide because of losing their children.We listened to my parents voices until we heard the positive.Then we went to the yard,ninja style.Now it was the last phase.We knocked our parent’s doors and they instantly wrapped us in hugs and cried,”We miss you!”Things were going well once again,our parents enrolled us into the same school,and thats the story of escaping Tommy.
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