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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Poems & Songs
- Published: 06/15/2020
Stolen Ford Truck
Born 1971, M, from Tennessee, United StatesA jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no brakes and he was out of luck.
I removed the worn out ones but I hadn't gotten around to putting on new brakes.
The thief soon learned that stealing my truck was a bad idea and a huge mistake.
When I saw that my truck was gone, I called the cops.
When that thief was driving my truck, he couldn't stop.
He was in big trouble because he drove off a cliff.
One minute he was alive and the next, he was a stiff.
His family blamed me for not replacing the brakes and they decided to sue.
When the judge ruled in their favor, i did something that was stupid to do.
The judge ordered me to pay them $500,000 and I punched him in the gut.
He hit me so hard with his gavel that a doctor had to wire my jaw shut.
Punching him was a mistake and he put me in jail for the crime.
It was a very bad place to be, I was raped thirty-seven times.
When I think about the incident, it still makes me shiver and shake.
The moral of the story is, don't let your truck be stolen unless it has brakes.
Stolen Ford Truck(Randy Johnson)
A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no brakes and he was out of luck.
I removed the worn out ones but I hadn't gotten around to putting on new brakes.
The thief soon learned that stealing my truck was a bad idea and a huge mistake.
When I saw that my truck was gone, I called the cops.
When that thief was driving my truck, he couldn't stop.
He was in big trouble because he drove off a cliff.
One minute he was alive and the next, he was a stiff.
His family blamed me for not replacing the brakes and they decided to sue.
When the judge ruled in their favor, i did something that was stupid to do.
The judge ordered me to pay them $500,000 and I punched him in the gut.
He hit me so hard with his gavel that a doctor had to wire my jaw shut.
Punching him was a mistake and he put me in jail for the crime.
It was a very bad place to be, I was raped thirty-seven times.
When I think about the incident, it still makes me shiver and shake.
The moral of the story is, don't let your truck be stolen unless it has brakes.
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Darlington Chukwunyere
06/17/2020The humor is mixed with glistening sublimity. I got the messages shrouded within your obvious brush strokes.
Well painted, Randy.
Just that the diction is capable of advising me to go punching judges for fun, unless I read the story from another angle (lolz). It was like a rough and tough movie though.
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Surekha Padmam
06/15/2020It was kinda funny and somewhat wierd.
I liked while reading though.
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