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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Poems & Songs
- Published: 05/14/2020
Screen Door On A Submarine
Born 1971, M, from Tennessee, United StatesIt was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine.
My submarine filled up with water.
I wanted to strangle my daughter.
I managed to get out alive.
But none of my crew survived.
When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me.
She said that I should've noticed the screen door before going in the sea.
I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do.
Now my daughter has a large bruise on her ass that came from my shoe.
When I kicked her in the ass, a valuable lesson was what I taught her.
If you need a door to be put on your submarine, don't hire my daughter.
Screen Door On A Submarine(Randy Johnson)
It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine.
My submarine filled up with water.
I wanted to strangle my daughter.
I managed to get out alive.
But none of my crew survived.
When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me.
She said that I should've noticed the screen door before going in the sea.
I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do.
Now my daughter has a large bruise on her ass that came from my shoe.
When I kicked her in the ass, a valuable lesson was what I taught her.
If you need a door to be put on your submarine, don't hire my daughter.
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