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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Teens
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Horror / Scary
- Published: 12/16/2015
The Pink Fluffy Unicorn
Born 1999, M, from Wentzville MO, United StatesThe Pink Fluffy Unicorn
I was running through the woods. It was pitch black. I can't see five5 feet in front of me. I stop to take a breather and to get my bearings straight. I hear a crunch. I was just hoping it was a squirrel. I look behind me and the pink fluffy unicorn is still running me down. I went into a full sprint. I was so close to the truck. I finally see the white truck on the road. It is coming in closer. I am almost there. I got in the truck. I turned it on and and the headlights came on. There's a garden gnome in front of me with a crossbow. I put the truck in drive and ran the gnome over leaving him in pieces. I turned left and headed back to grandmas house. When i got to the driveway Ii see a whole army of unicorns. I thought to myself. Oh shit.
They saw me at the entrance of the driveway. They turned and put their horns out first. I rolled down the window and put my shotgun facing their way. I reved the engine. They kicked their feet. I floored it, kicking the dust up behind me. I ran each one over seeing the rainbow blood spray like a mist in the midnight air. Bang, bang, bang. Three more were gone.
My truck looks like vomit after a kid had too many skittles. When the smoke cleared, 115 unicorns laid dead in my grandma's driveway. I thought to myself; man, grandma is going to kill me. Next thing you know here comes grandma. Shes yelling at me because I woke her up, not seeing the dead unicorns. Then she keeps chewing my ass out for about 20 minutes about how I woke her up. She went back inside and fell right back to sleep.
I was halfway home when I saw the pink fluffy unicorn again in the middle of the road. She looked angry. I was about to run her over when I saw two quadricorns emerge from the woods beside her. Then I thought to myself, Bring it on! They charged, then I put the pedal to the metal. I swerved right and hit the emergency brake sliding and hitting both quadricorns. They got their horns stuck in the side of the truck bed. I started driving around in circles trying to get them knock them off. When that didn't work I started hitting trees trying to kill them. I hit one tree and a giant liquid rainbow drench the other quadricorn. I could hear “No, not Kevin.” Then I pulled out my shotgun from behind the seat and shot the other one.
It was just me and the pink fluffy unicorn. I put my foot to the floor and nailed the unicorn dead on. My truck went airborne and landed hard on the ground rolling 500 feet. When it stopped rolling I was upside down and bleeding from many places. I crawled out onto the cold pavement. I could feel the glass sinking into my palms. I see the pink fluffy unicorn laying in the middle of the road. I slowly got to my feet and hobbled over to it. She is still alive but barely breathing. I pulled out my candy cane dagger and jab it into it's heart. Tons of candy and rainbows shot out and covered me. That was the end of the unicorns and their deceiving acts of kindness. They ruled this kingdom for too long. Now the humans own Candy Corn Kingdom.
Unicorns are not nice creatures, please keep children away or they will be eaten. Have a good day.
The Pink Fluffy Unicorn(Ethan Kates)
The Pink Fluffy Unicorn
I was running through the woods. It was pitch black. I can't see five5 feet in front of me. I stop to take a breather and to get my bearings straight. I hear a crunch. I was just hoping it was a squirrel. I look behind me and the pink fluffy unicorn is still running me down. I went into a full sprint. I was so close to the truck. I finally see the white truck on the road. It is coming in closer. I am almost there. I got in the truck. I turned it on and and the headlights came on. There's a garden gnome in front of me with a crossbow. I put the truck in drive and ran the gnome over leaving him in pieces. I turned left and headed back to grandmas house. When i got to the driveway Ii see a whole army of unicorns. I thought to myself. Oh shit.
They saw me at the entrance of the driveway. They turned and put their horns out first. I rolled down the window and put my shotgun facing their way. I reved the engine. They kicked their feet. I floored it, kicking the dust up behind me. I ran each one over seeing the rainbow blood spray like a mist in the midnight air. Bang, bang, bang. Three more were gone.
My truck looks like vomit after a kid had too many skittles. When the smoke cleared, 115 unicorns laid dead in my grandma's driveway. I thought to myself; man, grandma is going to kill me. Next thing you know here comes grandma. Shes yelling at me because I woke her up, not seeing the dead unicorns. Then she keeps chewing my ass out for about 20 minutes about how I woke her up. She went back inside and fell right back to sleep.
I was halfway home when I saw the pink fluffy unicorn again in the middle of the road. She looked angry. I was about to run her over when I saw two quadricorns emerge from the woods beside her. Then I thought to myself, Bring it on! They charged, then I put the pedal to the metal. I swerved right and hit the emergency brake sliding and hitting both quadricorns. They got their horns stuck in the side of the truck bed. I started driving around in circles trying to get them knock them off. When that didn't work I started hitting trees trying to kill them. I hit one tree and a giant liquid rainbow drench the other quadricorn. I could hear “No, not Kevin.” Then I pulled out my shotgun from behind the seat and shot the other one.
It was just me and the pink fluffy unicorn. I put my foot to the floor and nailed the unicorn dead on. My truck went airborne and landed hard on the ground rolling 500 feet. When it stopped rolling I was upside down and bleeding from many places. I crawled out onto the cold pavement. I could feel the glass sinking into my palms. I see the pink fluffy unicorn laying in the middle of the road. I slowly got to my feet and hobbled over to it. She is still alive but barely breathing. I pulled out my candy cane dagger and jab it into it's heart. Tons of candy and rainbows shot out and covered me. That was the end of the unicorns and their deceiving acts of kindness. They ruled this kingdom for too long. Now the humans own Candy Corn Kingdom.
Unicorns are not nice creatures, please keep children away or they will be eaten. Have a good day.
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