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- Story Listed as: True Life For Adults
- Theme: Family & Friends
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 06/27/2022
The Text Message
Born 1980, F, from Eagan, MN, United StatesI think we can all relate to a muddled text message. Here is one that will possibly give you a chuckle.
One very normal afternoon I received an odd text from my husband.
“This winter I want to buy you a new pair of boobs so that you go ice fishing with me and stay warm.”
Well, I didn’t quite know how to respond to that. A few possibilities were:
“New boobs will make me a bit off balance, and I will have difficulty walking on the ice.”
“Just how will boobs keep me warm? Unless you’re hinting that this year you are hoping to do something besides fish in the fish house?
“Awesome! I can’t wait to get new boobs.”
I finally answered with some sort of combination of the three responses listed above.
What gives this even more humor is the fact that I am quite flat-chested. Perhaps autocorrect has some notion of what it’s saying.
I am still waiting for the boots, and we’re both still waiting for the boobs.
The Text Message(Marla)
I think we can all relate to a muddled text message. Here is one that will possibly give you a chuckle.
One very normal afternoon I received an odd text from my husband.
“This winter I want to buy you a new pair of boobs so that you go ice fishing with me and stay warm.”
Well, I didn’t quite know how to respond to that. A few possibilities were:
“New boobs will make me a bit off balance, and I will have difficulty walking on the ice.”
“Just how will boobs keep me warm? Unless you’re hinting that this year you are hoping to do something besides fish in the fish house?
“Awesome! I can’t wait to get new boobs.”
I finally answered with some sort of combination of the three responses listed above.
What gives this even more humor is the fact that I am quite flat-chested. Perhaps autocorrect has some notion of what it’s saying.
I am still waiting for the boots, and we’re both still waiting for the boobs.
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